I've been really enjoying reading all of these and finally decided to post my own.
I've been with my significant other (I've always hated the term "boyfriend") for almost two years, but because we live so far apart, we only get to see each other once a year, in the summertime. This summer was our second meeting, and we both stayed at my father's apartment in New York City. At one point we went to a restaurant as our "first official date date" for dinner. As we left the restaurant, we noticed a big crowd of people standing around and decided to go over to see what was going on. There they were: the little boxes everyone calls the death trap with a palm tree, stacked on a foldable table at least three feet high, and a guy explaining how the turtles in them will only grow as big as their containers. Pfft. I stared at the turtles for a while, listening to him talk to a woman whose toddler was begging for one, and squeezed Eddie's hand as if a bomb would go off if I let go.
Alas, we went home empty handed. That night, I asked my dad what he would think if I brought a turtle home. His facial expression was response enough.
Just days later, maybe four, it was Eddie's last day in New York with us, he was to take his plane home that same night, and we decided to go back to the restaurant where we had such a good time before. After an early dinner together, we decided to go around the corner to see if the turtle guy was still there with his stacks of turtle boxes, and lo an behold, he was. We stood there for quite a while, just staring at them all. I couldn't even focus on one, I don't remember looking at any of them. Before I knew it, Eddie had handed fifteen dollars over and I had a little box in my shaky hands with, not one, but two tiny Red Ear Sliders. "One for you, and one for Jessie," my closest friend. The dark one was a climber, constantly flipping himself onto his back accidentally, and the brighter green RES just sat huddled in her shell, obviously mortified by the sudden movement in her habitat.
I don't think I even thanked him right away: I was too occupied with holding the poor turtles steady, afraid that the tiniest waves in the half-inch of water would drown them and they would die and I would spend the rest of my life shameful and guilty of turtle murder. By the time we got home to my dad's apartment, I'd named them: the one we thought was a boy was John, and the girl, Hank, after an author and his brother, John and Hank Green. Eddie and I spent most of the rest of our time together admiring the turtles, researching them, and feeling horrible about the tiny tank they were in and being paranoid about how cold it must be.
When my dad saw them, he gave us that expression again. That "at least it won't be living here and I won't get too attached" look. Although he still asks about them now.
Eddie left that evening for a night-long flight home to California, and I sat in my father's apartment in front of that tiny tank, periodically wrapping a sweater around the tiny plastic box and shining a light down on them, and rushing around the kitchen in search of something for them to bask on.
And needless to day, about two days later when I was back home at my mom's, Jessie came to see them and was absolutely delighted to take John home with her. Hank's pretty darn happy here too, with all the chin rubs she's getting.
Quite a rant for my first post on here, hopefully I'll learn to control myself in the future
